He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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