Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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