You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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