No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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