Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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