The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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