Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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