The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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