Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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