everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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