Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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