then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
