whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
