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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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