whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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