Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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