All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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