highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need water and some morals
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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