and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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