Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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