Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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