She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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