it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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