It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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