no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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