Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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