I want to stick my p in your. b.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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