how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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