oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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