think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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