no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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