youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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