so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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