People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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