Don't you send me to vm
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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