if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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