I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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