he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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