Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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