I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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