I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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