We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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