Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Randomize
