O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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