Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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