if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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