I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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