I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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