just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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