so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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