...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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