i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Randomize
