I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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