yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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