Bisexual people are plain selfish.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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