Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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