Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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