dude i'm inner monologue high
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
This is my gift to your gina
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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