why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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