I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she peed on how many people?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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